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Hilarious Phone taps by Nemr on MixFM for you to listen for free:

The Top 10 Contestants For The 2007 Women Drivers Award

10th Place Goes to:

9th Place Goes To:

8th Place Goes To:

7th Place Goes To:

6th Place Goes To:

5th Place Goes To:

4th Place Goes To:

The Bronze Medal Winner:

The Silver Medal Winner:

Her helmet is being worn backwards

…… and finally, here is our 2007 Women Drivers Awards

*** Gold Medal Winner ***

Both Brains

A warrior, traveling towards SPARTA, war and chaos is near.

This is madness!!

Madness!?

This is SPARTA!!

This is also SPARTA!!

This is still SPARTA!!

Anyway all of them are SPARTA!!

You’re crazy!!

Arrgh!!

This is SPARTA!!

Even the king needs to follow God’s orders…..

Please lead us!! God of the Sun!!

You idiot!! Calling me out in the middle of the night!! Get the hell outta here~

So, the king departed with his strongest army.

P/S: That damn sun~

They met their alliances in the journey.

That’s all you’ve brought?

Hmph~

You!! What are you?

I am the hero of justice!~

Then what about you?

I am Harry Potter~!

And you?

I am the pride of Supersaiyans~

Ha!! A bunch of little characters!!

Brothers!! Tell them what we are!!

Andy Lau: I only want to be a good man!!

This is SPARTA!!

Finally, they reached the Evil Tower….

the war is about to start….

Show them!!

What is SPARTA!!

What the f*** does this got to do with me?

Surrender!! Spartans!!

Arrgh!!

Aww…aww…

Actually…….I’m your father!!

No!!

I will have revenge!!

This is SPARTA!!

Finally, the Spartans faces the KING OF EVIL.

I can’t believe it…its you..

SpongeBob SquarePants!!

I lose…….

My era is finally here!!

Hmph!! You’re too stupid!!

Arrgh!! My heart!? You!?

That’s right!! This is SPARTA!!

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A unique list of actual homicides that happened during the 90s. Some of these are really quite inventive.

20. Alex Mijtus, 36 years old, was killed by his wife, armed with a 20 inch long vibrator. Mrs Mijtus had had enough of her husband’s strange sex practices and one night during a prolonged period of “fun” she snapped, pushing all 20 inches of the vibrator into Alex’s anus until it ruptured several internal organs and caused severe bleeding.

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A set of 50 advertisements that stand out from the rest. Each of these is unique and creative. Collected over a 5 month period.

50, 49 Braun Shavers

48, 47 The Washington Zoo

46, 45 Honda Auto Parts

44 Animal Rights

43, 42 Eukanuba Pet Food

41, 40, 39 Chambre 69 Dildos

38 Durex Lubricant

37, 36 Club Med Vacations

35, 34 Music Inside

33, 32 Ariel Bleach

31, 30, 29 An Art Studio

28, 27 Blood Donations (in India, I believe)

26 Anti Smoking

25, 24 Animal Rights

23, 22, 21 HUMO Magazine

20 Post-It Notes

19 Generic Condoms

18 Sony PSP

17 Cooking Utensils

16 Milk

15 BMW Mini

14 Relpipe Pipes

13 Car Wax

12, 11 Telefonica Long Distance Calling

10 Perrier

9 Tampax Tampons

8 City Sport (anti-steroids

7 Some Type of Orange Juice

6 Mercedez

5 Wonderbra

4, 3, 2, 1 A set of ads for Puma Store:

Source: MoronLand

13) When Parker Pen marketed a ball-point pen in Mexico, its ads were supposed to have read, “It won’t leak in your pocket and embarrass you.” The company thought that the word “embarazar” (to impregnate) meant to embarrass, so the ad read: “It won’t leak in your pocket and make you pregnant.”

12) Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: “Nothing Sucks like an Electrolux.”

11) Clairol introduced the “Mist Stick,” a curling iron, into Germany only to find out that “mist” is slang for manure. Not too many people had use for the “Manure Stick.”

10) Coors put its slogan, “Turn It Loose,” into Spanish, where it was read as “Suffer From Diarrhea.”

9) Pepsi’s “Come Alive With the Pepsi Generation” translated into “Pepsi Brings Your Ancestors Back From the Grave” in Chinese.

When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the US, with the smiling baby on the label. Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the labels of what’s inside, since many people can’t read.

7) Colgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Cue, the name of a notorious porno magazine.

6) Frank Perdue’s chicken slogan, “It takes a strong man to make a tender chicken,” was translated into Spanish as “it takes an aroused man to make a chicken affectionate.”

5) When American Airlines wanted to advertise its new leather first class seats in the Mexican market, it translated its “Fly In Leather” campaign literally, which meant “Fly Naked” (vuela en cuero) in Spanish.

4) An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope’s visit. Instead of “I saw the Pope” (el Papa), the shirts read “I Saw the Potato” (la papa).

3) The Dairy Association’s huge success with the campaign “Got Milk?” prompted them to expand advertising to Mexico. It was soon brought to their attention the Spanish translation read “Are You Lactating?”

2) General Motors had a very famous fiasco in trying to market the Nova car in Central and South America. “No va” in Spanish means, “It Doesn’t Go”.

1) The Coca-Cola name in China was first read as “Kekoukela”, meaning “Bite the Wax Tadpole” or “Female Horse Stuffed with Wax”, depending on the dialect. Coke then researched 40,000 characters to find a phonetic equivalent “kokoukole”, translating into “Happiness in the Mouth.”

source: MoronLand